Audio Bee: Music to License

Trying this out...up-to-date(ish) music you can license from Audio Bee's catalog. Includes Coconut Records, Amelia, Last Amanda, Tommy Slax, Mackenzie 1st, Battle Alaska, Emma Burgess and more!

The Microsoft Computer Table

$10,000 is a bargain, right? I mean, I have a computer...and that cost like $7,000. And tables are at least $4,000, so I've already saved a grand. Sweet. Thanks Bill Gates.

Also, wow...it's so useful. I mean, I can buy tickets. And make dinner reservations. Couldn't do that on my stupid floor computer. It just sat there. Not selling tickets. Also I couldn't transfer pictures to my phone or media to my iPod. Ok, I could. But not with my hands. I mean not by waving my hands. I could use a mouse. On my floor computer.

T-mobile stores are going to have it. So say my friends. Ok, friend. I don't have plural friends. That's why I have a blog. Neither do you. That's why you're reading this blog. So at T-mobile stores I can look at interactive pictures of the phones that they have in the store. Cool. Just like the internet on my floor computer.

Ouch, my legs are cramping from crouching on the floor. I'm on board with the microsoft table. See you at a T-mobile store where I'll be blogging in style on a computer table sitting on a phone chair.

Tommy Slax

Is for real. Part of the Audio Bee plan to make you care about where your music comes from. Like it's an organic tomato or egg. Free Range, Grain Fed and oh-so delicious.

Listen to this...

I Think We're Fighting, I Think I'm a Nerd

Hey, a New Post. And a New Idea: Music

Ok. So this blog is rarely published. I'm guessing that's pretty similar to the other 4 billion new blogs created every second. Real statistic. Look it up. I'm sure it's on wikipedia.

So, since I like music, see my little project http://www.audiobee.com, I thought I'd do some music posting. Yes, the internet needs a music blog. Not enough of those. I signed up with some site that gives me stuff to post about. So I'm gonna copy that stuff and put it here. Then as massive swells of surfers hit my page, I'll cash in, funnel the money to my preferred Presidential candidate (Guess Who?) and take a plum staff position.

Or, I'll just use it to plug some of my own stuff.

Here's Dntel. Very popular on the internet these days. Might as well join the bandwagon. That'll get me some elbo.ws cred.

Download "Dumb Luck" (mp3)
from "Dumb Luck"
by Dntel
Sub Pop

• Buy at Sub Pop Megamart
• Buy at iTunes Music Store

More On This Album

Hey, a New Post. And a New Idea: Music

Ok. So this blog is rarely published. I'm guessing that's pretty similar to the other 4 billion new blogs created every second. Real statistic. Look it up. I'm sure it's on wikipedia.

So, since I like music, see my little project http://www.audiobee.com, I thought I'd do some music posting. Yes, the internet needs a music blog. Not enough of those. I signed up with some site that gives me stuff to post about. So I'm gonna copy that stuff and put it here. Then as massive swells of surfers hit my page, I'll cash in, funnel the money to my preferred Presidential candidate (Guess Who?) and take a plum staff position.

Or, I'll just use it to plug some of my own stuff.

Here's Elliot Smith. He's dead. These songs presumably aren't.

Download "Dumb Luck" (mp3)
from "Dumb Luck"
by Dntel
Sub Pop

• Buy at Sub Pop Megamart
• Buy at iTunes Music Store

More On This Album

It's 2007....Some Time Ago

Ok, blogging's not my thing. Well, it could be, I just need to find my muse. Working on some new projects. No one reads this, but if you do, and you rip me off, I swear to god more lawyers than Steve Jobs, the RIAA and the Bush Administration can summon will crush you if you even think about ripping them off. Please enjoy my new ideas:

Item #1: Parade of Crappy Apartments. Most of us are familiar with Parade of Homes. Familiar in that "I saw a sign once for something like that, or maybe my grandmother mentioned it, or hey, I live in a foreign land and have no idea what this roman alphabet is" sort of way. No one lives in a nice house. No one that I know, and I'm betting no one that you know does either. Enter Parade of Crappy Apartments. Please post the pictures of your crappy apartment, your friend's crappy apartment or some stranger's crappy apartment. I present a slideshow:





Item #2: Super secret new political action committee that is named after part of this site. I leave it to you to guess. Anyway, if you find it now, it will mean nothing. But I hope to one day make it real, real enough to actually help make a difference in the 2008 campaign. If you want to help, start writing down all those good ideas that politicians ignore. That's what we need. Ideas.

More soon. Also, visit my digital label Audio Bee. Lots of good music for you to enjoy. Download some today. Here's a sample from Alexa Ray Joel:

Inspiring Story! Free Hugs Campaign

Everybody wants a hug. Even those who don't deserve them. That's right - I'm looking at you: Elmo, Bush, Evanesence, lines for the bathroom, empty soda machines, your boss, your assistant, gasoline prices and of course, blogs.

Lamont Defeats Lieberman

Underdog...well, non-incumbent, Connecticut Democrat Ned Lamont defeated Joseph Lieberman to claim the state's Democratic Senate nomination.

Lamont gained Joementum as he repeatedly hammered Lieberman's support of the Iraq war and seemingly close relationship with President Bush. Lieberman has repeatedly argued that his vote for the war "was the right decision at the time." Sensible Solutions, Rational Tomorrow examines some of the other decisions Lieberman has made that were "right at the time..."

1) Coining the word "joementum" to describe his 3rd place finish in the first primaries of the 2004 Democratic presidential primaries.
2) Posing nude for Playgirl in June 1967.
3) Joining the cast of "The Real World Seattle."
4) Taking his cousin Lynette to prom.
5) Searching for "anal warts" on AOL. (User 5929251)

Lamont Defeats Lieberman in Primary - New York Times